Sunday, June 3, 2012

The Backup-Plan

Tonight, when my actual going-out-drinking-with-friends plans fell through, I decided to have a go at this whole being-a-wino thing.

Lesson #1: maybe picking bottles because they look pretty isn't the best idea. That stuff tastes like shit, and the only way to make it bearable is to add some strongbow. I knew I could count on strongbow to make things better.

Lesson #2: it's still possible to crochet when you're 7 standard drinks in, but only if you concentrate really, really hard.


  1. so, how's that going for you? the bottle is pretty, no question about that. what was in it?

  2. you think you'll wake up with a mouth like the bottom of a cocky cage?