Sunday, June 3, 2012

The Backup-Plan

Tonight, when my actual going-out-drinking-with-friends plans fell through, I decided to have a go at this whole being-a-wino thing.


Lesson #1: maybe picking bottles because they look pretty isn't the best idea. That stuff tastes like shit, and the only way to make it bearable is to add some strongbow. I knew I could count on strongbow to make things better.

Lesson #2: it's still possible to crochet when you're 7 standard drinks in, but only if you concentrate really, really hard.

2 comments:

  1. so, how's that going for you? the bottle is pretty, no question about that. what was in it?

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  2. So...do you think you'll wake up with a mouth like the bottom of a cocky cage?

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