If I was writing a report card on their detectoring skills, at the bottom I would put "must try harder"
And then I would white-out the word "harder" because really, they're not trying at all.
Anyway, what I must try
If anyone wants me, I'll be the one over here playing bejeweled and waiting for the rush to go away so I can go to sleep.
Parents, warn you children: massive amounts of chocolate at 1am is not, and never will be, a good idea.