Tuesday, June 14, 2011


I may have just come to the conclusion that men are a lot like those antimatter atoms they're playing with at CERN - It's taken decades of research and a specially designed chamber to keep them in to get them to the point where they're stable and relaxed for 15 minutes.

The rest of the time, well, we understand that they're important for existence, but it's probably better if you don't dwell on them or let them get in the way of living your life. Also, if they collide with their opposite (be it regular atoms or, you know, a woman) they self destruct and take the other bit down with them.

No wonder scientists think they need to lock them in a frozen bottle and shoot lasers at them. That would be the antimatter atoms they're talking about, but I'm not entirely opposed to doing the same thing with boys.


  1. 6 out of 7 days I don't have any idea how to respond to your posts. I mean how do you get a boy/man to be stable and relaxed for 15 minutes? No, wait, don't answer that question ..


  2. Unfortunately we need men to lift heavy things, take the garbage out and change light bulbs. Technically I could do all of those things myself but then men would have no real purpose.

  3. The laser is a bit harsh don't you think? Well, maybe you don't.

  4. Lmao, couldn't agree more.
    I could easily find a couple of the male species to try out your laser.